Monday, January 09, 2006

In a past life, I was lola, a sultry leopard

According to this "test":

"Not much is certain in life — past or present — but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha-cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow."

Hmmmmm...

2 comments:

Author said...

I never take those tests--or believe in reincarnation--for the sole fear that my past lives are going to be so awesome compared to my current one that I feel the need to kill myself in hopes of something better on the other side.

ar_kay_tee said...

Hmmmm. I never thought of it that way. Of course, this was just a joke, but I see where you're coming from. But, I think you have a pretty awesome life going on, so just hang in there :)

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