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I wasn't going to post this but I'm bored so here goes...
I was at a bar once and this drunk gentlemen from Detroit, for whatever reason, starts telling me this story of his buddies bachelor party. He starts the story off something like this...
My buddy had his bachelor party a few months ago and shortly after his eyes started stinging and watering.
I became interested at this point.
Yeah, he thought maybe something was rubbed in his eyes but after a couple of weeks it wasn't getting getting better so he went to the doctor.
I would have to say good choice.
So my buddy goes to the doctor and gets diagnosed with crabs!
Crabs? The STD form crabs?
Yes!
Oh my!
Yeah he had crabs in his eyebrows and eyelashes. Apparently he got a lap dance that included a face dance and thats when he contracted the crabs on his face.
This is where the bar story ends but the story does not end. It actually gets better.
Being as this fine gentleman was from Detroit it reminded me to catch-up with a friend of mine from Detroit. Additionally this was the type of friend that would find this story amusing. That conversation went something like this...
So I was talking to this guy at the bar and he told me this story.
I then told the story to my friend who responded....
Yeah, I already knew about that?
About crabs from a lap dance?
Yes.
How?
My wife went to a bachelorette party a couple years back and the bride was a nurse so there were a lot of nurses at the party. When she arrived all the nurses were wearing their protective nursing goggles. When my wife asked "why" the woman said because of crabs.
It was at this point that the nurses informed my friends wife that this is actually an extremely common occurrence.
Moral of the story:
If you are going to be in a situation where pubic hair that is not your own is going to come in contact with your face; put on some eye protection. Those things apparently will nest in your eye lashes.
In relating back to the original story...
So it sucks a lot that this guy has to tell his bride to be about the stripper but TB is an airborne transmitted bacteria. Just being in a strip joint he would need to get treated but would not have to admit to doing much more then being there.
Now, I find the following series of events to be a bit worse..
Giving crabs to your wife to be.
She realizing that your balls don't itch.
She then realizing she's itchy only after you went down on her.
Then you have to explain why you have crabs on your face.
That's really a life experience we should all try to avoid.
"That's really a life experience we should all try to avoid."
The moral of this story is something you'd never learn in nursery rhymes! I suppose it makes sense that crabs would take hold, there, but my gawd. That's so gross. I wonder whether the bride stayed with the guy. I kind of think that even though it was a bachelor party, a face dance is taking it a bit far. It's one thing if you're a single guy, another thing if you're about to be married to someone. Dunno. I'm not sure I'd ever quite look at my husband in the same way after that.
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