K-Fed wants sole custody of children and spousal support

Yes, you read that right. The sponge just gets spongier. In further proof that this guy just needs to get a vasectomy and stop passing his trashy genes onto unsuspecting offspring, he actually thinks that he should have sole custody of the children. Somehow, I don't think that his track record really qualifies him to be a sole parent, let alone a sperm donor.

Public service announcement: Women, K-Fed is not father-material; stop having sex with him.

On a related note, I wonder what kind of spousal support he'll get. I mean, Britney Spears was clearly the bread winner in that couplehood, so unless she had a really good prenup, she'll probably have to do something to keep him in the lifestyle to which he's become accustomed. Poor girl. As much as I love to hate her, and hate to love her, she was just a girl when she got married and started having kids herself. I think we all have someone in our past that we regret; it's just that most of us didn't have it broadcast from here to Timbuktu. But good for her for kicking him to the curb - where he deserves to be picked up with the rest of the trash.

And somewhere, Shar Jackson is smiling...